You didn’t ask for this. You didn’t intend to end up on this list.
Maybe you’re an old friend or business partner. Maybe we share a mother, or a grandmother. Maybe you married me. However you arrived, you’re one of the few people on the planet that I knew would open any email I send. Welcome to Cult of Kenny.
What does this mean for you? Today, nothing. But soon your inbox will include instructions on how to promote something incredibly important to you, my music.
Think this is a little self serving and cringe? Now you’re getting it. Buckle up.
Some opt-in awards while we’re here:
Most begrudging acceptance: Oren
Who opted out but I included anyway: Jiayi
#1 Streamer: Jon C
Most poetic about my music career: Haley
Most confused by this email: Betty
Most likely to ignore this email: Fish
MVP: Kimia
See you soon! Love,
Kenny